Little Rascals is a classic movie. In talking with my friend today, I realized everything I need to know in life- I learned from Little Rascals Examples:
1. Pick up lines.
Waldo: My Father bought the oil refinery" Darla: "That explains why you are so refined" AlfAlfa:" And oily"
2. How to write the ultimate hate note.
"Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes" Love, AlfAlfa"
3. How to make a sandwich.
"Porky you sure do know how to make the ultimate sandwich" That's not sand, that's kitty litter"
4. Why commitment is an issue..
" I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder"
5. How to make some cash monies. Just ask
"People, People, we need your money"
6. One dollar can be more exciting than it looks.
"We've got a dollar, We've got a dollar, We've got a dollar, hey, hey , hey ,hey "
7. Men not asking for directions starts at a young age
Darla: "I think we are supposed to turn here"
Waldo: "Girls have no sense of direction"
Darla: "You are really starting to annoy me"
8. How to cover for yourself if you pee your pants.
Alfalfa: "Why am I soaking wet?"
Porky:" Don't worry Alfalfa, I used to have the same problem"
9. How to politely tell someone you are not attracted to them
"We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you've got an ugly face"
10. The number for 911.
"Quick what's the number for 911?"
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