If you sprinkle...

Who does not love a lovely trip to the movie theater? A new movie, butter loaded popcorn, a nice drink, and not to mention the occasional dress up sesh's and midnight showings. But, let's not kid ourselves here-every single movie theater I have been to has had one downfall. What is that you may ask yourself?

THE BATHROOMS 

(cue scary music) 

Uh, Excuse me please. They are heinously disgusting. Suuursly. I want to vomit erry time I walk into them. I have yet to experience a clean, movie theater bathroom. Gag. They are always all sorts of things wrong. First of all, I can not stand wet toilet paper. It disgusts me. It is always stuck all up everywhere in movie theater bathrooms. I feel like you could contract all sorts of scary diseases in the bathrooms. Aka: bacteria infections, illnesses, oh and probably a STD of some sort. NBD, right? Oh wait.
Tonight, for example, I saw Captain America (Excellent movie). However, before I went in I used the bathroom-as most movie goers do. Um SICK. I went in the bathroom at 10 pm. The sign on the door say the bathroom had been cleaned at 10 pm. Either

   A. The bathroom was cleaned by at 10 pm by someone with less than 20/20 vision 

OR

B. The bathroom was cleaned at 10 pm LAST YEAR. 

This is truly an issue. A disgusting issue.  That I should not let bother me so bad, but it does. So to every movie goer,  I feel like we should do out part to help out these helpless movie theater bathrooms.  Courtesy of my mother- Joyce. Please, I beg of you, keep this phrase in mind when using the movie theater bathrooms, or any bathroom for that matter. Let's be adults about this.

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat" -       -Joyce DeLawder

I speak for America when we all say we would appreciate this. Thank you.